Quonset Lanes - Crystal City, Missouri

Aaron G.

To say the lanes are terrible is putting it lightly, they are torn up, pitted, slotted, and just terrible. Check the photos. We will probably never return, hope others don’t either, unless they change ownership and make some major facility updates. We went in and got put on the worst lane they have while the bald guy at the counter who had a poor attitude told us he didn’t want to be there and then placed every other person in decent lanes at the other end, idk why but my wife and I are obviously not Caucasian, yet the ones he grouped up closer to him and on the better of the lanes were all Caucasian in appearance. The dots are there you connect em if you want. The bald guy at the counter also never took his eyes off of us, constantly looked over and saw he him staring at us and then just moseys over to our side and walks the lane slowly to the back constantly looking over his shoulder at us.

Like I said they’ll never get our business again and we will for sure not recommend them to anyone.

The pictures in their website are VERY deceiving of how the place actually looks. It’s extremely outdated with broken lane boards, broken back wall and carpeted walls. They also put us in the only lane with a broken ball return.

Mike S.

Magnificent place to have fun with friends and family! Superb atmosphere, good food and drinks, things for a couple or the whole gang! Had a lot of fun here! Great prices too! And they do birthday parties! 🥳
Love it!

Sheleen K.

Kathy (I hope I am spelling it right.) The bartender was an absolute joy. Thank you for making our experience amazing. Your drink recommendations were on point. Had such a great time with extended family! Definitely will be back.

Grace D.

I had called ahead to make sure the at they would have a lane available. They told me yes on the phone. I got there at 6:30pm and they had over 60% of the lanes blocked off for a bowling league that wasn’t even there. Told me there were no more lanes available and had to put my name on a list. They told me they had no idea how long it would be. Ended up just leaving. I’m very upset because I drove all the way from De Soto. I’ve been going here since I was a kid but they really put a bad taste in my mouth. Please block off times that are not during regular business hours for bowling leagues so other people can play. Also, if you have asthma, this place might not be for you…it reeks of smoke.

Rebecca S.

We were there during Cosmic bowling. The staff were all very nice. The food I ordered was done well and quickly. The equipment was easy to use. Most importantly, we had a lot of fun. I will definitely keep going back.
The building is showing its age inside and out. It could certainly use a slap of paint and some new tiles on the front. Overall though, it is just surface issues and doesn't effect the fun.

Jim R.

Stopped by tonight and Amanda and Cathy were lovely!

Gramps20 I.

Employees are amazing, great atmosphere all around. Lanes are wood which are in ok shape, the owner needs to have them completely re-done, but other then that fun place to go.
The pro-shops owner is amazing and knows his stuff.

Kate

I've been going to Quonset since I was a kid, and this place never disappoints. But last night I had my birthday party there, and it was great. I reserved everything through Kim, who was incredibly nice and awesome. The employees working the desk and the bar were great as well. I would definitely have another party here again.