Clubhouse on Main - Glastonbury, Connecticut

Sassy T

I've been wanting to check this spot out. it's not your typical sports bar. It has a lot of things to do inside, pool, axe throwing, golf,a bunch of different things. The drinks were good, not too watered down. the food could use some help, everything was salty. I would go back to maybe try it again.

D.Michael Freeman

Cool spot. Looked slow on a football day. I'll update when I see it booming. Video games, Punching bag game. Pool hall. Video Golf, Axe throwing all in one. Service was a lil slow for two beers 20 ounce $18. A lil pricey.

Adam Bidwell

I was here on a Wednesday, it was quiet but a little loud. They said they’re working on their menu, but I had a chicken Caesar wrap, and it was very good. Bartender was really nice. They had a good drink selection and decent beers. The games looked awesome and they had a lot of TVs and some were big. I’m definitely going back with friends to play the games

Amanda Maskell

The axe throwing is awesome and it’s nice they have a lot of games and things to do. The drinks are mid, we didn’t get food.

Janis Deynes

I’ve never been so disappointed with how an institution has been organized as I was yesterday. I saw an ad on Facebook that they were having a Halloween costume contest and me and my friend couldn’t wait to go. When you first walk in, they checked your ID stamped your hand and ask if you had a reservation. I didn’t make a reservation, but they said it feel free to go to the bar. I double checked to make sure I could order food at the bar before getting in line and they confirmed with me twice that yes I could. So I waited in line and as the person in front of me ordered food, my turn came and I was told that the bar cannot take orders and to go back to the host to order food.
So I walk all the way back to the host after having waited in line and they said that they cannot take my order either unless I had a table. Before getting in line for the bar I met a girl with a table and she invited me to sit with them. I brought this up to the host and he said I could not order food that they are extremely backed up in the kitchen. The host was lovely and applogized explaining he would prioritize me for the next table but a woman came up saying that the kitchen is completely backed up, and regardless of having a table food would not be able to be served.
I was there for an hour and extremely hungry and disappointed at this point with the staff having me run around looking for someone to help me.
My boyfriend in the end was so baffled by the lack of organization we left and went to another local bar.
I don’t think I will give this place another change because the lay out was so strange and atmosphere not worth the hype.

L L

Nice place to hang out. Menu is small but food is good. Cool spot in Glastonbury!

Colby

Let me set the scene: Clubhouse on Main is a bar-slash-sports-simulator haven that promises a night of fun and games, but what I experienced was something straight out of a fever dream—or maybe a Netflix limited series.

The night started innocently enough. I was feeling festive and ready to let loose, so I grabbed a couple of drinks at the bar—classic whiskey sour to start, then something they called the “Green Monster.” Delicious, but deceptively strong. With liquid courage flowing, I wandered toward their state-of-the-art golf simulator. “Why not?” I thought. Golf skills: questionable. Coordination after a few drinks: nonexistent. But I was there to have fun.

The first three holes were normal enough. Hit the ball, laugh at my slice, drink more. But around the fourth hole, things started to get... weird. A virtual cart girl appeared on the screen, just like in real golf, which I thought was a fun detail. Then she *spoke*. Not through the simulator speakers—she was suddenly standing *beside me* in the bar, tray of drinks in hand. I don’t know if it was the Green Monster or some next-gen AI, but I rolled with it and grabbed a cocktail she called the "Thriller-tini."

Big mistake.

By the fifth hole, the golf simulator wasn’t simulating anymore. I wasn’t in the Clubhouse on Main; I was standing on an actual golf course, surrounded by lush green fairways that seemed eerily familiar. Before I could process what was happening, a high-pitched “hee-hee!” echoed through the air. Suddenly, the cart girl morphed into Michael Jackson, in all his sparkly-gloved glory.

What happened next defies explanation. The course transformed into Neverland Ranch’s mini-golf setup—complete with neon windmills, animatronic animals, and a Ferris wheel in the background. Michael handed me a glittery putter and insisted we play a round of mini-golf. I won’t lie; the man had skills. By the 8th hole, he was moonwalking between shots, and I swear the golf balls started lighting up like Billie Jean’s sidewalk.

Then came the moment that could’ve turned sketchy. Michael leaned in, eyes wide, and said, “Come with me to my bed.” Now, I know what you’re thinking, but I promise you this: all we did was cuddle and nothing more. He wrapped me in a sequined blanket, hummed *Human Nature*, and asked deep questions about my life goals. It was... oddly wholesome.

When I finally snapped back to reality, I was lying on the bar’s sofa with my golf club in one hand and an empty Thriller-tini glass in the other. My friends were cracking up, saying I’d been flailing around the simulator and yelling, “Hole in one, MJ!”

Would I go back to Clubhouse on Main? Absolutely. I don’t know what kind of magic—or possibly illegal substances—they’re mixing into those cocktails, but it’s a place where anything feels possible. Next time, though, I’m skipping the Thriller-tini.

4 stars.

Lee

Reservations for 6.. games start at 630
we got there at 5:45 and was told we were too early. We had to wait until 2 tables were put together for our party...
5:53 a group left, so we are going to get those 2 tables together. Meanwhile, everyone is there except the birthday girl because we were trying to surprise her
6:00 Still waiting to be seated meanwhile groups are coming in being seated with no Reservations, 6:05 still waiting 6:10 nothing my husband ready to leave 6:15 still standing at the door looking stupid while others are still being seated...6:17 husband and Ieave, i call my daughter who was there awaiting with her cousins friends and Aunty are you seated yet at 6:23 yes...I didn't understand the process of waiting if we had a 6pm reservation and games started at 630..I would have loved to sit and order food and a drink before our games started...My husband and I will never return...Although the birthday girl and my daughter with friends and family had a good time but then everything was rushed because it's a time limit SMH