Central Ridge Community Center - Beverly Hills, Florida

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Camus got it right to embrace this unlivable life by doing our duty pushing the rock uphill.

I've given her all she's got, Captain. But without the dilithium crystals, this ship isn't going anywhere. She's gorn oorff, old bean (she's gone off old mate).

Downmarket.

Ugly place in a dead setting, old and cheap, tan and greigh suburban architecture, institutional knowledge evaporator. Just toss me in the inferno. Setting for Sandman film.

Seems a limbo-like holding pen for a stacked layered reality validating our simulation.

There's no accommodation here or in the area for bikes or pedestrian traffic either.

Having first developed literary talents at the age of 4, I produced a scholarly work in Latin on the abbreviated comprehensive geriatric assessment of one's parents, motivated by commercial reasons to gain access to timber and goods traded up and down the delta, I passed the entrance exam for the assistant superintendant of backwards and primitive lands. I was struck early by favorable exchange rates and the conditions of the working class. After running out of money alongside the down and out, I progressed to the present base of operation. Tramping around with a posh accent and the complete works of T. S. Elliot, with only ten shillings in my pocket, I sought to document the woes of the locals--themselves having come down in the world, and seeking no comfort in the Anglican religion.

>be me
>civis romanus sum
>a primordium where some shadowy forms are not explained, they simply are
>lady employee #1 meets me at door, Stepford Wife vibe
>apparently they're so unfamiliar with people just wondering in that I'm asked what's wrong?
>bad lighting, empty, and outdated
>what is this eery liminal space?
>offers windowless party room rental for your private and semiprivate shindig
>all the unease of the anxiety of an empty corridor in uninhabited hotel
>goes with tomato aspic jello mold containing hot dog pieces and green olives
>head outside to light of day
>lady employee #2 appears from the void holding her Chuck E Cheese carryout

Abandoned Dyson's eternal intelligence theory. It doesn't matter how unique each snowflake is or how many lies we're suffering. Check the resurrection box for a pleasant afterlife before you leave this artificial non-orchestrated zero-calorie objective reduction in conformic cyclic cosmology.

Stephen Clarke

First time here and I liked it, the staff were not intrusive like Citrus Springs were, they kept in the background as it should be, no helping themselves to food without asking. It was clean with a non smell smell. I would certainly make use of this Community Centre if the opportunity arose. I’m not sure if the parking area was lit for night time departure, but I presume it was, they seem responsible and caring.

Dusty R

Large community center with an auditorium, a gym, and a kitchen.

The park across the street has tennis, pickleball, walking trails, a couple of small ponds, a wood workers shop, and more. It is leashed-dog friendly.

Pick up a book from the little free library.

Wendell McKee

Fantastic facility and an early voting site (new one not many people know about yet). If you want to early vote and be in and out in 5 minutes then this is your place! Or if you are sheltering from COVID exposure but don't want to vote by mail (vote by mail is just as secure) then at least for now it is the safest for exposure. Obviously they do other events but I just know it from helping set it up for early voting.

Jean Summers

Nice community center. I played Mahjongg there, and it was a fun time.

i pm

Great place, fantastic people, highly recommended ? ? ? ?.

Robert Gaddy

Fully vaccinated but awoke to a fever and sinus congestion. Incredible staff at this location kind considerate and efficient.

Awaiting results 30 minutes after leaving my house.

Bill Pepito

We had a training session for the community and the room was ample and atmosphere excellent. We also had good parking and a kitchen.